Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a p*ssy to their design.

Hola my lovely kiddies
But hold on, not like a cat

A padded cell for one friend
A padded cell for two

(This is written from the female perspective)

You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
Twice the size and twice the stated age.

The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say

Every Wednesday unravels in the same heartbreaking,
Self kicking, pulse racing, frustrating

I wake up
light spills through the window

Hear, Hear
Lets call Obama to the stand

Setting in class listening to random
conversations, getting in