Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a p*ssy to their design.

I'll touch you
You'll touch me

A padded cell for one friend
A padded cell for two

Hohoho Im Santa
Hohoho Im fat

You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
Twice the size and twice the stated age.

My dear _____
I feel you should know my hearts deepest disires;

Every Wednesday unravels in the same heartbreaking,
Self kicking, pulse racing, frustrating

Kraft diner is a good a meal as any, children need their calcium anyway.
-Using magazine coupons are a-okay, you are creative and innovative and you are saving up for that massage that youve been looking forward to and fully deserve.

Hear, Hear
Lets call Obama to the stand

I went to the movies
I brought along a chick.