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Found poems in category: 222 |
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You go to shop,
As you get there,
You grab a cart,
and follow my hair,
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by PunkMetalPricezz
at 2009-06-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Right anthing hear i am still think think of something to wirte
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by Peaunt
at 2009-06-12 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Drink coffee, drink tea
sit on the floor and grow a tree
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by Heddy
at 2009-05-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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You just don't get me
Try to understand my point of view
The meaning behind what I see
My motives for seeking all that's new
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by Iola
at 2009-06-02 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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My boss is such a stupid prat,
I think I'll go buy him a hat,
A pointed one with a big fat D
His stupidity clear, for all to see.
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by Bubbles
at 2009-06-21 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The three little kittens,
threw out their mittens
for summer was here
frost bite no longer a fear.
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by Ashleigh Skye
at 2009-04-15 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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How can I bring myself to care,
when everything I want is there,
its about as difficult as breathing air,
I swear, I swear...
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by Ashleigh Skye
at 2009-05-17 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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How long a lecture is?
Is there any necessity to listen it?
Suffer everyday,
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by Soul
at 2009-05-24 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.
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by Cehlie with a C
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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by T gibson
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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A flash of lightning
A cowering child
Tonight the weather's
not so mild
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by Stillmomsgirl
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hohoho Im Santa
Hohoho Im fat
Hohoho Im crazy
Hohoho Im really a cat
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by Jason
at 2009-04-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Buzz Buzz
This poor poor bee
Its wing is gone
And it stung me
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by Tori
at 2009-05-21 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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She said "Good-luck" as she walked away,
She slipped out of my hand, leaving me where I don't want to stay.
Mother, would you please stop and just come back,
Mother, I'm all alone, feeling your lack.
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by SweeT pOisOn
at 2009-03-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I am gone to sleep,
Not to make a peep.
As death walks I reap,
Falling into dreams so steep.
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by Poetry Knight
at 2009-02-09 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
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by Beauty IN Broken
at 2009-05-06 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.
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by Cehlie with a C
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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HE HOLDS IT TIGHTLY IN HIS HAND
AND RARELY LET'S IT GO,
I GUARANTEE YOURS DOES IT TOO
THE GREEDY SO & SO!
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by Lorraine cole
at 2009-01-24 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I'll touch you
You'll touch me
I'll forget the world
And you'll forget me
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by HidinVictim
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Yesterday I was down
I'm always caught with a frown
They laughed at me as if I were a clown
I feel like I'm going to drown
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by Udontwannaknow
at 2009-02-04 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Sex is a sin
kissing is a shame
boys have all the fun
while girls get the blame
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by Pink Romance
at 2009-03-16 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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(This is written from the female perspective)
Father of all life
Will you help me please?
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by Jeremiah Jaster
at 2009-04-12 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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by Wolf Haines
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.67
Votes: 3 |
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat
if you do a number 2
just be nice and flush the loo
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by Sarah
at 2009-03-20 |
Rating: 4.60
Votes: 5 |
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat
if you do a number 2
just be nice and flush the loo
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by Sarah
at 2009-03-12 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 6 |
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