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Found poems in category: 222 |
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You just don't get me
Try to understand my point of view
The meaning behind what I see
My motives for seeking all that's new
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by Iola
at 2009-06-02 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I have this friend named ben.
And i thought he was weird cuz he had a pet hen.
(the hen was named jen.)
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by Jazzmyn
at 2009-06-01 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Aw come on boys,so what's the deal,
Aw come on now is it a game?
Now tell me how on earth d'you do it?
It's simple,stand up straight and aim.
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by Lorraine cole
at 2009-05-31 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Words are just words
A vessel for my thoughts
They have been recited over and over,
A thousand times more
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by Bellepheron
at 2009-05-30 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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How can I bring myself to care,
when everything I want is there,
its about as difficult as breathing air,
I swear, I swear...
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by Ashleigh Skye
at 2009-05-29 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Getting everything set,
Pulling out paper and crayons.
About to create a masterpiece,
As he sits down and flexes his hands.
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by HvNxInsanity Embracedx
at 2009-05-28 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Goody Goody I out to play
happy faces shining my way
Nature Noises
Cities, towns
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by XoxoCandyKissesxoxo
at 2009-05-27 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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Sometimes my homework is small
Sometimes my homework is long
But whenever i do my homework
My homework is always wrong
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by Pink Romance
at 2009-05-26 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Thinking, thinking of something to write,
I don't gotta title I don't gotta fight,
So this is my poem no middle no end,
I'll be thinking and thinking until my words blend!
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by Taylor xP
at 2009-05-25 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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How long a lecture is?
Is there any necessity to listen it?
Suffer everyday,
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by Soul
at 2009-05-24 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Dragging his feet in the desert,
A camel, his only friend.
Dying for food and water,
His life was coming to an end.
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by HvNxInsanity Embracedx
at 2009-05-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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HERE HE COMES THE TOY SAID IS MY TURN HE IS GOING TO PLAY WITH ME HE GRAPS THE TOY KISSES THE TOY GIVE'S HER A HUG THEN HE PUT HER BACK IN HER PLACE THE TOY IS TIRED OF THESE GAMES SO SHE SAID IAM WALKING AWAY THAT TOY WAS ME.
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by Mary
at 2009-05-22 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Buzz Buzz
This poor poor bee
Its wing is gone
And it stung me
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by Tori
at 2009-05-21 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Drink coffee, drink tea
sit on the floor and grow a tree
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by Heddy
at 2009-05-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Horse Apples
By; R. Meuser
Horse apples are very brown
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-05-19 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The crinkling of the wrapper makes me smile,
as I open the box.
Frozen bagels clink,
when they bounce against the recently washed china.
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by HolyDiver
at 2009-05-18 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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How can I bring myself to care,
when everything I want is there,
its about as difficult as breathing air,
I swear, I swear...
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by Ashleigh Skye
at 2009-05-17 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I go to the movies
with your boyfriend.
I go to school
with your boyfriend.
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by Wishinguponyou
at 2009-05-16 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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Trix are so awesome,
they are so good,
they are very colorful
and I enjoy them just like i should.
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by XXI love my babyXx
at 2009-05-15 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Hola my lovely kiddies
But hold on, not like a cat
Speaking of little kitties
George is pretty fat.
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by Kourtnie with a K
at 2009-05-14 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Dating for a while
We decided to engage
That however, is very uncommon
For teenagers our age
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-05-13 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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1 lick,
2 lick,
3 lick,
4.
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by Lacie
at 2009-05-12 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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I love to see
Two lil puppies
Rubbing noses
And cuddling
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-05-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-05-10 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Mouth from the South
The was should be were
Thank you my dear sir
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by Michael D Nalley
at 2009-05-09 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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