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Found poems in category: 222 |
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So their is this girl i like SO much
i like her eyes, i like her touch
even she is not here with me
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by Moucha AKA SICKO
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2 |
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I do wacky thing for fun.
yesterday i threw a mud pie at my mom
just for fun
then i walked into a parking meter
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by Kimberley
at 2009-01-19 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2 |
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Why so dismissive,
of the girl that looks brawny,
submissive in her presence,
what if she were scrawny?
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by Aliira Jade
at 2009-03-24 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2 |
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Splatter, plop
Drip, Drop
Goes the Rain
Going through a puddle
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by Melanie
at 2009-03-28 |
Rating: 4.40
Votes: 5 |
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I am a chicken
I thought I could not fly
I am a chicken
Everyone agrees that I can not fly
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by Osita
at 2009-03-08 |
Rating: 4.25
Votes: 4 |
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a p*ssy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
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by STAR
at 2009-06-27 |
Rating: 4.17
Votes: 6 |
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Bouncing off these rainbow walls
ignoring all the times i fall
laughing at this care free day
hoping it will stay this way
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by Foraged From Your Nightmare
at 2009-03-05 |
Rating: 4.17
Votes: 6 |
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A flash of lightning
A cowering child
Tonight the weather's
not so mild
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by Stillmomsgirl
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 9 |
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Te quiero como la mierda
no te olvido ni cagando
cada pedo que me echo
es un beso que te mando
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by Claudia
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 4 |
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BOOM BANG WHOOSH!
whys it sunny but Thundering out?
oops sorry that was me
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by Kimberley
at 2009-03-21 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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My dear _____
I feel you should know my hearts deepest disires;
I Love the way you talk to me.
I drool over the thought of your butt.
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by Sam
at 2009-03-10 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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Whenever I see you, I...
Run into the door,
Slip on the floor,
Fall on my face,
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by Marisa
at 2009-01-10 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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I just had a goofy little crush on him
he had the same feelings
which I didn't know
he made our love grow
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by Wishinguponyou
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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Merry Christmas
My grandma Boo Boo
I wish you a merry Christmas,
from me to someone special,
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by DeadGirl AKA Becka
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Poetic Diarrhea
R. Meuser
Before this Poetry Thing
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-01-15 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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So life begins at 40?
What idiot said that?
In mini skirt,drunk in the dirt
I think I'd look a pratt!
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by Lorraine cole
at 2009-03-07 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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I'm a loser: Who are you?
Are you a loser too?
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by Robert
at 2009-06-11 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.
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by Cehlie with a C
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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There once was a lady
Pretty as can be
But she had one problem
She smelt like pee
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by Libbeeeee
at 2009-02-24 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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A flash of lightning
A cowering child
Tonight the weather's
not so mild
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by Stillmomsgirl
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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HERE HE COMES THE TOY SAID IS MY TURN HE IS GOING TO PLAY WITH ME HE GRAPS THE TOY KISSES THE TOY GIVE'S HER A HUG THEN HE PUT HER BACK IN HER PLACE THE TOY IS TIRED OF THESE GAMES SO SHE SAID IAM WALKING AWAY THAT TOY WAS ME.
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by Mary
at 2009-05-22 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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That was a moment of akwardness.
The day of subway
who would have known they were your parents.
because i obviously didn't
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by Tiffany
at 2009-06-04 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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I wake up
light spills through the window
like the sweet nectar my life has become
ever since you entered my life
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by Emotional Rollercoster
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Thinking, thinking of something to write,
I don't gotta title I don't gotta fight,
So this is my poem no middle no end,
I'll be thinking and thinking until my words blend!
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by Taylor xP
at 2009-05-25 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Rich and creamy
Smooth and sweet
Yummy flavor
What a treat
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by Yvonne
at 2009-02-23 |
Rating: 3.86
Votes: 14 |
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