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Found poems in category: 222 |
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Goody Goody I out to play
happy faces shining my way
Nature Noises
Cities, towns
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by XoxoCandyKissesxoxo
at 2009-05-08 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Is grand
so I have heard
and divorce say the lawyers
is worth at least a hundred grand
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-05-07 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
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by Beauty IN Broken
at 2009-05-06 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I can't think of a poem.
All filled with rhymes.
That flows like a river,
Or fits like a charm.
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by Twist Of Fate
at 2009-05-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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There were three fat men on a boat
They were all waving at a goat
The boat started to shake
It felt like an earthquake
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by Erica Ramos
at 2009-05-04 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 4 |
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There were three fat men on a boat
They were all waving at a goat
The boat started to shake
It felt like an earthquake
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by Erica Ramos
at 2009-05-03 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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A few days ago: Me, Scott and Dad were driving taking Scott back to his "home" and Dad said something about look at the clouds and I said I can't right now, I'm watching the horses...he looked at me like I was crazy and said "Those are cows..." OMG All I could say was "oh" because I felt like such a retard!!! LOL. Gosh...
LOL this really did happen to me too...
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by XSilencexIsxDeadlyx
at 2009-05-02 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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"Sure I meant well, well look at what well-meant did."
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by Kourtnie with a K
at 2009-05-01 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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People say I'm different
I like rain not sun
I like grey not pink
I like books not TV
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by WeLiveInHell
at 2009-04-30 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 3 |
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Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-04-29 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Scandinavian
Handsome sporty Adonis
Make women crazy
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2009-04-28 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Blue.
Beautiful.
Loving.
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by Beautiful dreamer
at 2009-04-27 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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This is all in fun - It's meant to be satiric, It's an over the top, wild exaggeration - I've no wish to offend anyone - I voted for Clinton in the primary (so very long ago...)
You can listen here:
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by Corinne
at 2009-04-26 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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The Toddler just sat,
Chubby and Fat,
Upon his porcelain throne;
For he loved the potty
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by Helen
at 2009-04-25 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Kraft diner is a good a meal as any, children need their calcium anyway.
-Using magazine coupons are a-okay, you are creative and innovative and you are saving up for that massage that youve been looking forward to and fully deserve.
-If your husband sees you with a smile on your face, he should count his blessings. He has married an incredible woman that can get the kids to sleep and still have strength to use her cheek muscles at the end of the day.
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by Lisa Everlasting
at 2009-04-24 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I can't think of a poem.
All filled with rhymes.
That flows like a river,
Or fits like a charm.
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by Twist Of Fate
at 2009-04-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2009-04-22 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I go to the movies
with your boyfriend.
I go to school
with your boyfriend.
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by Wishinguponyou
at 2009-04-21 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hohoho Im Santa
Hohoho Im fat
Hohoho Im crazy
Hohoho Im really a cat
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by Jason
at 2009-04-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Today I went swimming.
It was really super fun!
But I didn't put on sunscreen
I turned red from rays of the sun.
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by Kail
at 2009-04-19 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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The night be for hallowen
every creature was out
the little kids were
trick or treating
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by Amina
at 2009-04-18 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Roses were red,
But now they are blue.
Local is national!
How glossy the hue!
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by Ed Henderson
at 2009-04-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I do not like pie.
Pie makes me cry. :(
and crying is not fun.
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by Jazzmyn
at 2009-04-16 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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The three little kittens,
threw out their mittens
for summer was here
frost bite no longer a fear.
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by Ashleigh Skye
at 2009-04-15 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Thinking, thinking of something to write,
I don't gotta title I don't gotta fight,
So this is my poem no middle no end,
I'll be thinking and thinking until my words blend!
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by Taylor xP
at 2009-04-14 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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