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There's a rhyme and reason,
For every little thing,
Why the bear doth roar,
And why the bird doth sing.
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by Sam Hindmarsh
at 2009-02-25 |
Rating: 3.83
Votes: 6 |
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Lolliypop, chocolate top, candy all around.
Wait until the candy is all found.
Come come all my friends,
wait until the party ends.
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by Caitlin
at 2009-01-30 |
Rating: 3.80
Votes: 5 |
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Crayola 96
Today I went to school,
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by Kristen
at 2009-01-29 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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Near the grove, beyond the willow tree,
Sits a sad young buzzy bee.
With a tear upon his cheek you see,
He couldn't open his honey.
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by Sam Hindmarsh
at 2009-01-28 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
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by Melody
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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This is all in fun - It's meant to be satiric, It's an over the top, wild exaggeration - I've no wish to offend anyone - I voted for Clinton in the primary (so very long ago...)
You can listen here:
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by Corinne
at 2009-04-26 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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Hola my lovely kiddies
But hold on, not like a cat
Speaking of little kitties
George is pretty fat.
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by Kourtnie with a K
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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My 6 year old brother wrote this lol
sisters
sisters
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by Halie n dillon
at 2009-01-27 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 6 |
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Lolliypop, chocolate top, candy all around.
Wait until the candy is all found.
Come come all my friends,
wait until the party ends.
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by Caitlin
at 2009-02-06 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 6 |
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The puppet puppy pops top
The top of puppet puppy pops
The poppy top of puppet puppy
The puppy's top of the poppy puppet
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by Udontwannaknow
at 2009-06-08 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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Goody Goody I out to play
happy faces shining my way
Nature Noises
Cities, towns
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by XoxoCandyKissesxoxo
at 2009-05-27 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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I can't think of a poem.
All filled with rhymes.
That flows like a river,
Or fits like a charm.
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by Twist Of Fate
at 2009-05-05 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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I go to the movies
with your boyfriend.
I go to school
with your boyfriend.
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by Wishinguponyou
at 2009-05-16 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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I'll touch you
You'll touch me
I'll forget the world
And you'll forget me
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by HidinVictim
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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Boys and girls its nighty night time
an happy the clown has a nursery rhyme
its about the boogy woogy man
keep your light on as long as you can
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by Bobbi
at 2009-01-09 |
Rating: 3.33
Votes: 3 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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by T gibson
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 3.20
Votes: 5 |
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Don't throw up,
All over your dress.
Or you will not,
Look your very best.
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by Meredith
at 2009-02-10 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 3 |
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People say I'm different
I like rain not sun
I like grey not pink
I like books not TV
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by WeLiveInHell
at 2009-04-30 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 3 |
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Words are just words
A vessel for my thoughts
They have been recited over and over,
A thousand times more
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by Bellepheron
at 2009-05-30 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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I do not like pie.
Pie makes me cry. :(
and crying is not fun.
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by Jazzmyn
at 2009-04-16 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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"Sure I meant well, well look at what well-meant did."
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by Kourtnie with a K
at 2009-05-01 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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Yellow Maggot Custard
Dead Dogs lick
All washed Down
With A Cup Of Cold Sick
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by Jezabelle m
at 2009-06-16 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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How long a lecture is?
Is there any necessity to listen it?
Suffer everyday,
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by Soul
at 2009-04-01 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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A grasshopper went out one day
Out to the Eastern Sea
But when he got there, the sea wasn't there
So he went back home for tea!
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by Celeste
at 2009-03-25 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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Clap your heads, bounce your head and let lose of caboose
smoke a little grass, while your at it shoot the goose
Boo!
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by Frank canela
at 2009-06-09 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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