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Found poems in category: 222 |
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Love is like a nerdy kid
Sometimes it's funny, gets ugly, and they get braces
Love is like a Popsicle
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-04-13 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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(This is written from the female perspective)
Father of all life
Will you help me please?
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by Jeremiah Jaster
at 2009-04-12 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Whirlwind ad agency
for atmospheric firm
Call Mother Nature
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-04-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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1 lick,
2 lick,
3 lick,
4.
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by Lacie
at 2009-04-10 |
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 3 |
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AS I PONDER ON BUYING A DOG By: R. Meuser
I can't find a reason
I would need the rare Ibisan
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-04-09 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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As I was walking down the road,
I heard the croaking of a toad,
I followed the noise untill I found,
The toad that made that funny sound.
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by Rachel
at 2009-04-08 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I think that melons fall out of the sky
Could they possibly fly?
I think marshmallows used to be clouds
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by Helen
at 2009-04-07 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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A flea Story
By R. Meuser
Harry had a little dog
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-04-06 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I went to the movies
I brought along a chick.
We watched a movie with "Adam".
And I thought the movie was sick
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by Poetry Knight
at 2009-04-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Whisper
Whisper to me my darling
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-04-04 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Please hear me my great friends
School is some where where we make amends
We learn how to write, speak, and do math
Yet here we are shouting our sass
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by GottaRespectTheRainbow
at 2009-04-03 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Millions of years ago
Something came from nothing.
How, scientists don't know,
But Earth started spinning.
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by Maat Sakhmet
at 2009-04-02 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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How long a lecture is?
Is there any necessity to listen it?
Suffer everyday,
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by Soul
at 2009-04-01 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I've decided right now, that I will no more
Put the feelings out there, that come straight from my core
No longer will I wear my heart on my sleeve
My experience is that it makes people leave
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by Bubbles
at 2009-03-31 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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*For kids
The Special Storybook
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by Heir to the Lost Poets
at 2009-03-30 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Oh the look in your eyes
oh that yummy yummy look
looking at all those pies
its allot of work
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by Penny
at 2009-03-29 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Splatter, plop
Drip, Drop
Goes the Rain
Going through a puddle
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by Melanie
at 2009-03-28 |
Rating: 4.40
Votes: 5 |
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I want a man,
who's not a perve,
and doesn't feel the need,
To watch my ass swerve.
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by Kirsten oh heck yes Im deep
at 2009-03-27 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Tim got bit in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.alex trebeque got kicked in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.shaq stepped on a crack and broke his mamas back and she yelled bj; just give it arrestt
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by Sivinex
at 2009-03-26 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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A grasshopper went out one day
Out to the Eastern Sea
But when he got there, the sea wasn't there
So he went back home for tea!
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by Celeste
at 2009-03-25 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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Why so dismissive,
of the girl that looks brawny,
submissive in her presence,
what if she were scrawny?
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by Aliira Jade
at 2009-03-24 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2 |
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She said "Good-luck" as she walked away,
She slipped out of my hand, leaving me where I don't want to stay.
Mother, would you please stop and just come back,
Mother, I'm all alone, feeling your lack.
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by SweeT pOisOn
at 2009-03-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Jelly beans,
Jelly beans,
Which ones next?
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by Lacie
at 2009-03-22 |
Rating: 2.50
Votes: 4 |
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BOOM BANG WHOOSH!
whys it sunny but Thundering out?
oops sorry that was me
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by Kimberley
at 2009-03-21 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat
if you do a number 2
just be nice and flush the loo
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by Sarah
at 2009-03-20 |
Rating: 4.75
Votes: 4 |
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