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Found poems in category: 222 |
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1 lick,
2 lick,
3 lick,
4.
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by Lacie
at 2009-05-12 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Lemonheads are my favorite
I could eat them all day.
Though I could get very fat...
That'd be the only price to pay!
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by Kail
at 2009-03-01 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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I wake up
light spills through the window
like the sweet nectar my life has become
ever since you entered my life
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by Emotional Rollercoster
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Getting everything set,
Pulling out paper and crayons.
About to create a masterpiece,
As he sits down and flexes his hands.
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by HvNxInsanity Embracedx
at 2009-05-28 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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by Melody
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 2.67
Votes: 3 |
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()_()
(O.o)
( __ )o <3
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by Finally Okay With Out You
at 2009-01-08 |
Rating: 2.67
Votes: 3 |
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Jelly beans,
Jelly beans,
Which ones next?
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by Lacie
at 2009-03-22 |
Rating: 2.50
Votes: 4 |
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+I made this in Silverdale, so I'd better upload it+
Sixteen blackbirds, need another eight
Go and get them, the Kings pie will be late
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by DarkSideOfTheMoon
at 2009-02-21 |
Rating: 2.50
Votes: 2 |
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Today I went swimming.
It was really super fun!
But I didn't put on sunscreen
I turned red from rays of the sun.
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by Kail
at 2009-01-18 |
Rating: 2.38
Votes: 8 |
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme...
but this one doesn't!!! :-D
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by ClaireBear
at 2009-02-01 |
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 9 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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by More den just a broken smile
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 3 |
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Lemonheads are my favorite
I could eat them all day.
Though I could get very fat...
That'd be the only price to pay!
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by Kail
at 2009-03-18 |
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 3 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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by T gibson
at 2009-06-10 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 4 |
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1 lick,
2 lick,
3 lick,
4.
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by Lacie
at 2009-04-10 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 4 |
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I go to the movies
with your boyfriend.
I go to school
with your boyfriend.
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by Wishinguponyou
at 2009-04-21 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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A padded cell for one friend
A padded cell for two
A door that always locked in the end
Thats what they give to you
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by GottaRespectTheRainbow
at 2009-06-26 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hear, Hear
Lets call Obama to the stand
For he has all races playing in his hand
He makes all the children swoon
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by GottaRespectTheRainbow
at 2009-06-23 |
Rating: 1.33
Votes: 3 |
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She cares about you
and tells you other would not.
Oh you are so happy with that what you've got!
She shows you the mirror only
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by Stefan
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.33
Votes: 3 |
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Christmas is coming soon,
so much to get, so much to do
Clothes to buy for my 3 boys,
Thats as well as all there toys,
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by Traceybilsbarrow
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 2 |
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I am a little tea pot,
Oh so short and stout.
But don't you tip me over,
You don't know what I'm about.
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by Fall For You Again
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 2 |
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Fully dressed in red,
i am ready to wed,
The man of my life,
and become his wife..
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by Priya bhurtun
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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A few days ago: Me, Scott and Dad were driving taking Scott back to his "home" and Dad said something about look at the clouds and I said I can't right now, I'm watching the horses...he looked at me like I was crazy and said "Those are cows..." OMG All I could say was "oh" because I felt like such a retard!!! LOL. Gosh...
LOL this really did happen to me too...
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by XSilencexIsxDeadlyx
at 2009-05-02 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I went to the movies
I brought along a chick.
We watched a movie with "Adam".
And I thought the movie was sick
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by Poetry Knight
at 2009-04-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Jalapeño Puddin
I ate jalapenos with my corn bread
just the other day.
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-06-14 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Whisper
Whisper to me my darling
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-04-04 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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