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Found poems in category: 222 |
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Oh Pokemon Pokemon
Where for art thou Pokemon?
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by Ralfy
at 2009-03-19 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Lemonheads are my favorite
I could eat them all day.
Though I could get very fat...
That'd be the only price to pay!
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by Kail
at 2009-03-18 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk.
Look at her wallking!
I swear to you, she's drunk.
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by Kail
at 2009-03-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Sex is a sin
kissing is a shame
boys have all the fun
while girls get the blame
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by Pink Romance
at 2009-03-16 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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At the end of the day
What sort of bugs me
Are cliches.
It gets my goat when people
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by Wolf Haines
at 2009-03-15 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I gave myself a chance
To play and go out now
But no one would play with me
Because they think I'm a freak
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by Alex Nosferatu
at 2009-03-14 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Life is amusing
And also entertaining
Except for when it's sad
Then it is quite...paining.
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by Cehlie with a C
at 2009-03-13 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat
if you do a number 2
just be nice and flush the loo
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by Sarah
at 2009-03-12 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 6 |
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It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-03-11 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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My dear _____
I feel you should know my hearts deepest disires;
I Love the way you talk to me.
I drool over the thought of your butt.
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by Sam
at 2009-03-10 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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I'm tired of their endless chatter,
Those girls in my 1st block class.
They never so shutup, it seems,
So I shut my eyes and will time to pass.
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by Kail
at 2009-03-09 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I am a chicken
I thought I could not fly
I am a chicken
Everyone agrees that I can not fly
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by Osita
at 2009-03-08 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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So life begins at 40?
What idiot said that?
In mini skirt,drunk in the dirt
I think I'd look a pratt!
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by Lorraine cole
at 2009-03-07 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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The walls of my sanity have become unstable
No matter what I try to do seems I am unable
I tried to use some mortar but the that didn't hold
Maybe it was around to long and was just to old
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by MissKitty45
at 2009-03-06 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Bouncing off these rainbow walls
ignoring all the times i fall
laughing at this care free day
hoping it will stay this way
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by Foraged From Your Nightmare
at 2009-03-05 |
Rating: 4.17
Votes: 6 |
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Many Many years ago, in a land that not many know, they ruled a drunken king called OLF, and he, loved to drink and get merry.
But when he drank he got quite rude, and he developed attitude, and he cussed his subjects and called them names and disrupted the children's games.
He drank so much his nose turned red,and his subjects came to dread, their kings appearance in the town, roaring drunk and falling down.
And as the years went slowly by, he drank and made his subjects cry, for his rudeness knew no bounds, every time he came to town.
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by Paul Hirst
at 2009-03-04 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Silly and funny, she has a bright smile
So care free so joyful, queen of the pile.
Boisterous and happy, a smile she will evoke
This girl is beautiful, she loves to joke.
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by Paul London
at 2009-03-03 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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Getting everything set,
Pulling out paper and crayons.
About to create a masterpiece,
As he sits down and flexes his hands.
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by HvNxInsanity Embracedx
at 2009-03-02 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Lemonheads are my favorite
I could eat them all day.
Though I could get very fat...
That'd be the only price to pay!
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by Kail
at 2009-03-01 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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An indifferent ghost
follows me
his eyes are as black
as his humor
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by Hey Italy
at 2009-02-28 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Everyone surrounding me.
So discomforting and hopeless.
I'm just sorry for everything.
I couldn't keep that promise.
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by LOVING MY LIFE OF HELL
at 2009-02-27 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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1 lick,
2 lick,
3 lick,
4.
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by Lacie
at 2009-02-26 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 5 |
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There's a rhyme and reason,
For every little thing,
Why the bear doth roar,
And why the bird doth sing.
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by Sam Hindmarsh
at 2009-02-25 |
Rating: 3.83
Votes: 6 |
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There once was a lady
Pretty as can be
But she had one problem
She smelt like pee
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by Libbeeeee
at 2009-02-24 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Rich and creamy
Smooth and sweet
Yummy flavor
What a treat
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by Yvonne
at 2009-02-23 |
Rating: 3.86
Votes: 14 |
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