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My Limburger Dilemma
Oh how I love Limburger cheese,
my honey thinks it smells like pooh.
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-01-26 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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A game should be in the Olympics
Because of her huge statistics
I guess the love game, should be their
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by Moucha AKA SICKO
at 2009-01-25 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Life is amusing
And also entertaining
Except for when it's sad
Then it is quite...paining.
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by Cehlie with a C
at 2009-03-13 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Mouth from the South
The was should be were
Thank you my dear sir
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by Michael D Nalley
at 2009-05-09 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Oh Pokemon Pokemon
Where for art thou Pokemon?
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by Ralfy
at 2009-03-19 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Jeans are awesome
Except for when they don't fit.
Aeropostale has my favorite jeans.
Never have i not liked jeans.
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by Jazzmyn
at 2009-06-15 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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At the end of the day
What sort of bugs me
Are cliches.
It gets my goat when people
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by Wolf Haines
at 2009-03-15 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Tick-tick time's dole
Oh, how I feel the dole.
How I want to be free
from la clase de espanol.
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by Katie
at 2009-06-07 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Thinking, thinking of something to write,
I don't gotta title I don't gotta fight,
So this is my poem no middle no end,
I'll be thinking and thinking until my words blend!
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by Taylor xP
at 2009-04-14 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Oh the look in your eyes
oh that yummy yummy look
looking at all those pies
its allot of work
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by Penny
at 2009-03-29 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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John McCain...
He is crinkly and He's old
He could die in office because he like 90
By so many people I've been told
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Bouncing off these rainbow walls
ignoring all the times i fall
laughing at this care free day
hoping it will stay this way
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by Foraged From Your Nightmare
at 2009-01-06 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I am a little tea pot,
Oh so short and stout.
But don't you tip me over,
You don't know what I'm about.
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by Fall For You Again
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Setting in class listening to random
conversations, getting in
saying something
humiliating.
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by Pink Romance
at 2009-02-20 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Today I went swimming.
It was really super fun!
But I didn't put on sunscreen
I turned red from rays of the sun.
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by Kail
at 2009-04-19 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-03-11 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Love is like a nerdy kid
Sometimes it's funny, gets ugly, and they get braces
Love is like a Popsicle
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-04-13 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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It's a duet. :-)
You can hear the song here:
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by Corinne
at 2009-02-11 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Dating for a while
We decided to engage
That however, is very uncommon
For teenagers our age
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-05-13 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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The puppet puppy pops top
The top of puppet puppy pops
The poppy top of puppet puppy
The puppy's top of the poppy puppet
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by Udontwannaknow
at 2009-06-06 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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by More den just a broken smile
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I just had a goofy little crush on him
he had the same feelings
which I didn't know
he made our love grow
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by Wishinguponyou
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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---2 christmases ago me and my cousin got these 2 identical stuffed animals (dogs).and we made a funny rap with them. (chump was mine and scruffy was hers.)---
Chump:
Yo, yo,yo!
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by An unnoticed mortal
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
Twice the size and twice the stated age.
But that's all well and good in these troubled times,
As I believe cliches work out well, sometimes.
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by Ed Henderson
at 2009-06-25 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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My party.
Its better in the dark
Its wet n wild Glamour
Unique & pink!
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by Bianca
at 2009-02-07 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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