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You can't make me go
I'll fight up a show
i wont be awake
its to hard to take
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by Foraged From Your Nightmare
at 2009-02-22 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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+I made this in Silverdale, so I'd better upload it+
Sixteen blackbirds, need another eight
Go and get them, the Kings pie will be late
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by DarkSideOfTheMoon
at 2009-02-21 |
Rating: 2.50
Votes: 2 |
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Setting in class listening to random
conversations, getting in
saying something
humiliating.
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by Pink Romance
at 2009-02-20 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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"Sure I meant well, well look at what well-meant did."
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by Kourtnie with a K
at 2009-02-19 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I hate being judged by a number,
I hate being measured with a scale.
I'm jealous of the skinny summer,
I hate being a freaking whale.
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by MyxPeacefulxChaos
at 2009-02-18 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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The Clock is ticking,
The scores are tied.
The coaches are screaming,
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by Lacie
at 2009-02-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Well I've just come back from my holiday
And there's something that I really must say
I've noticed this now on almost every flight
And I cant hold it in now, try as I might
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by Bubbles
at 2009-02-16 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I love gir
But no it's not a girl
He is so Green
But in the show he just bleeds
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by Tortillitas
at 2009-02-15 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
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by Beauty IN Broken
at 2009-02-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 5 |
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You want my homework, what did you say?
Was it actually due today?
Sorry to say its not here.
Just thinking about it makes me tear.
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by Sam
at 2009-02-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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You sleep so siglently
on top of my bed
you will only wake if i rattle the bed
you sleep so soundly
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by Rae
at 2009-02-12 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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It's a duet. :-)
You can hear the song here:
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by Corinne
at 2009-02-11 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Don't throw up,
All over your dress.
Or you will not,
Look your very best.
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by Meredith
at 2009-02-10 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 3 |
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I am gone to sleep,
Not to make a peep.
As death walks I reap,
Falling into dreams so steep.
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by Poetry Knight
at 2009-02-09 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The trouble with love...
is you'll never really in-love
unless you are troubled.
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by Wildfiona
at 2009-02-08 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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My party.
Its better in the dark
Its wet n wild Glamour
Unique & pink!
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by Bianca
at 2009-02-07 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Lolliypop, chocolate top, candy all around.
Wait until the candy is all found.
Come come all my friends,
wait until the party ends.
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by Caitlin
at 2009-02-06 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 6 |
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The Toddler just sat,
Chubby and Fat,
Upon his porcelain throne;
For he loved the potty
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by Helen
at 2009-02-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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Yesterday I was down
I'm always caught with a frown
They laughed at me as if I were a clown
I feel like I'm going to drown
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by Udontwannaknow
at 2009-02-04 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2009-02-03 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Whats with society today
Look at the stars.
It's almost like
they landed from Mars.
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by Mallory
at 2009-02-02 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme...
but this one doesn't!!! :-D
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by ClaireBear
at 2009-02-01 |
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 9 |
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That was a moment of akwardness.
The day of subway
who would have known they were your parents.
because i obviously didn't
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by Tiffany
at 2009-01-31 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Lolliypop, chocolate top, candy all around.
Wait until the candy is all found.
Come come all my friends,
wait until the party ends.
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by Caitlin
at 2009-01-30 |
Rating: 3.80
Votes: 5 |
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Crayola 96
Today I went to school,
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by Kristen
at 2009-01-29 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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