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Blue.
Beautiful.
Loving.
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by Beautiful dreamer
at 2009-04-27 |
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The crinkling of the wrapper makes me smile,
as I open the box.
Frozen bagels clink,
when they bounce against the recently washed china.
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by HolyDiver
at 2009-05-18 |
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AS I PONDER ON BUYING A DOG By: R. Meuser
I can't find a reason
I would need the rare Ibisan
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-04-09 |
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Whirlwind ad agency
for atmospheric firm
Call Mother Nature
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-04-11 |
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Is grand
so I have heard
and divorce say the lawyers
is worth at least a hundred grand
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-05-07 |
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Red hot day
ice cold lemonade to drink
my poor brain
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-06-19 |
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A flea Story
By R. Meuser
Harry had a little dog
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-04-06 |
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The walls of my sanity have become unstable
No matter what I try to do seems I am unable
I tried to use some mortar but the that didn't hold
Maybe it was around to long and was just to old
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by MissKitty45
at 2009-03-06 |
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Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-06-18 |
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The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk.
Look at her wallking!
I swear to you, she's drunk.
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by Kail
at 2009-01-05 |
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You can't make me go
I'll fight up a show
i wont be awake
its to hard to take
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by Foraged From Your Nightmare
at 2009-01-05 |
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The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2009-01-05 |
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I have this friend named ben.
And i thought he was weird cuz he had a pet hen.
(the hen was named jen.)
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by Jazzmyn
at 2009-06-01 |
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Everyone surrounding me.
So discomforting and hopeless.
I'm just sorry for everything.
I couldn't keep that promise.
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by LOVING MY LIFE OF HELL
at 2009-02-27 |
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Roses were red,
But now they are blue.
Local is national!
How glossy the hue!
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by Ed Henderson
at 2009-04-17 |
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I gave myself a chance
To play and go out now
But no one would play with me
Because they think I'm a freak
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by Alex Nosferatu
at 2009-03-14 |
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An indifferent ghost
follows me
his eyes are as black
as his humor
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by Hey Italy
at 2009-02-28 |
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I've notice that there's no respect given these days,
Into society u'll see it if u gaze,
People and children unfold their duty ways,
Not even a spark of decency not even a little glaze.
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by Candice Passley
at 2009-01-23 |
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Whats with society today
Look at the stars.
It's almost like
they landed from Mars.
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by Mallory
at 2009-02-02 |
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Many Many years ago, in a land that not many know, they ruled a drunken king called OLF, and he, loved to drink and get merry.
But when he drank he got quite rude, and he developed attitude, and he cussed his subjects and called them names and disrupted the children's games.
He drank so much his nose turned red,and his subjects came to dread, their kings appearance in the town, roaring drunk and falling down.
And as the years went slowly by, he drank and made his subjects cry, for his rudeness knew no bounds, every time he came to town.
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by Paul Hirst
at 2009-03-04 |
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The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2009-02-03 |
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Well I've just come back from my holiday
And there's something that I really must say
I've noticed this now on almost every flight
And I cant hold it in now, try as I might
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by Bubbles
at 2009-02-16 |
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The moderators
spoke unkindly the truth:
"You are suspended."
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2009-01-05 |
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Kraft diner is a good a meal as any, children need their calcium anyway.
-Using magazine coupons are a-okay, you are creative and innovative and you are saving up for that massage that youve been looking forward to and fully deserve.
-If your husband sees you with a smile on your face, he should count his blessings. He has married an incredible woman that can get the kids to sleep and still have strength to use her cheek muscles at the end of the day.
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by Lisa Everlasting
at 2009-01-05 |
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A padded cell for one friend
A padded cell for two
A door that always locked in the end
Thats what they give to you
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by GottaRespectTheRainbow
at 2009-01-05 |
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