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Near the grove, beyond the willow tree,
Sits a sad young buzzy bee.
With a tear upon his cheek you see,
He couldn't open his honey.
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by Sam Hindmarsh
at 2009-01-28 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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My 6 year old brother wrote this lol
sisters
sisters
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by Halie n dillon
at 2009-01-27 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 6 |
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My Limburger Dilemma
Oh how I love Limburger cheese,
my honey thinks it smells like pooh.
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-01-26 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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A game should be in the Olympics
Because of her huge statistics
I guess the love game, should be their
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by Moucha AKA SICKO
at 2009-01-25 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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HE HOLDS IT TIGHTLY IN HIS HAND
AND RARELY LET'S IT GO,
I GUARANTEE YOURS DOES IT TOO
THE GREEDY SO & SO!
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by Lorraine cole
at 2009-01-24 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I've notice that there's no respect given these days,
Into society u'll see it if u gaze,
People and children unfold their duty ways,
Not even a spark of decency not even a little glaze.
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by Candice Passley
at 2009-01-23 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk.
Look at her wallking!
I swear to you, she's drunk.
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by Kail
at 2009-01-22 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Gremlins
Now Gremlins you should know are not very smart
They've got being stupid, right down to an art
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by Grant Gilbert
at 2009-01-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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I do wacky thing for fun.
yesterday i threw a mud pie at my mom
just for fun
then i walked into a parking meter
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by Kimberley
at 2009-01-19 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2 |
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Today I went swimming.
It was really super fun!
But I didn't put on sunscreen
I turned red from rays of the sun.
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by Kail
at 2009-01-18 |
Rating: 2.57
Votes: 7 |
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Save our planet, Save our world
Guess who's here Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl
Wow they're like the best
Oh no, look a bird stuck in it's nest
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by XXAug 30 2008xXAlways n 4everxX
at 2009-01-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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That was a moment of akwardness.
The day of subway
who would have known they were your parents.
because i obviously didn't
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by Tiffany
at 2009-01-16 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Poetic Diarrhea
R. Meuser
Before this Poetry Thing
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-01-15 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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by Melody
at 2009-01-14 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Cow Pie
I stepped upon a cow pie
and smashed that sucker flat.
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-01-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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by Wolf Haines
at 2009-01-12 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I am the tree
Called Macchop
I love to eat bunnies
And I give shade to lazy people
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by Osita
at 2009-01-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Whenever I see you, I...
Run into the door,
Slip on the floor,
Fall on my face,
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by Marisa
at 2009-01-10 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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Boys and girls its nighty night time
an happy the clown has a nursery rhyme
its about the boogy woogy man
keep your light on as long as you can
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by Bobbi
at 2009-01-09 |
Rating: 3.33
Votes: 3 |
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()_()
(O.o)
( __ )o <3
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by Finally Okay With Out You
at 2009-01-08 |
Rating: 2.67
Votes: 3 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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by Melody
at 2009-01-07 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Bouncing off these rainbow walls
ignoring all the times i fall
laughing at this care free day
hoping it will stay this way
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by Foraged From Your Nightmare
at 2009-01-06 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Merry Christmas
My grandma Boo Boo
I wish you a merry Christmas,
from me to someone special,
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by DeadGirl AKA Becka
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Dec 16 2006 1:05P
*Dork Alert*
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by Imma Kung Fu Masta! HIGH-YA
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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---2 christmases ago me and my cousin got these 2 identical stuffed animals (dogs).and we made a funny rap with them. (chump was mine and scruffy was hers.)---
Chump:
Yo, yo,yo!
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by An unnoticed mortal
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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