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Millions of years ago
Something came from nothing.
How, scientists don't know,
But Earth started spinning.
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by Maat Sakhmet
at 2009-01-05 |
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The Clock is ticking,
The scores are tied.
The coaches are screaming,
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by Lacie
at 2009-02-17 |
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I love gir
But no it's not a girl
He is so Green
But in the show he just bleeds
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by Tortillitas
at 2009-02-15 |
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Hola my lovely kiddies
But hold on, not like a cat
Speaking of little kitties
George is pretty fat.
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by Kourtnie with a K
at 2009-01-05 |
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As I was walking down the road,
I heard the croaking of a toad,
I followed the noise untill I found,
The toad that made that funny sound.
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by Rachel
at 2009-04-08 |
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You sleep so siglently
on top of my bed
you will only wake if i rattle the bed
you sleep so soundly
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by Rae
at 2009-02-12 |
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Save our planet, Save our world
Guess who's here Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl
Wow they're like the best
Oh no, look a bird stuck in it's nest
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by XXAug 30 2008xXAlways n 4everxX
at 2009-01-17 |
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How can I bring myself to care,
when everything I want is there,
its about as difficult as breathing air,
I swear, I swear...
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by Ashleigh Skye
at 2009-05-29 |
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Goody Goody I out to play
happy faces shining my way
Nature Noises
Cities, towns
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by XoxoCandyKissesxoxo
at 2009-05-08 |
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The night be for hallowen
every creature was out
the little kids were
trick or treating
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by Amina
at 2009-04-18 |
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There were three fat men on a boat
They were all waving at a goat
The boat started to shake
It felt like an earthquake
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by Erica Ramos
at 2009-05-03 |
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I can't think of a poem.
All filled with rhymes.
That flows like a river,
Or fits like a charm.
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by Twist Of Fate
at 2009-04-23 |
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I am the tree
Called Macchop
I love to eat bunnies
And I give shade to lazy people
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by Osita
at 2009-01-11 |
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Hola my lovely kiddies
But hold on, not like a cat
Speaking of little kitties
George is pretty fat.
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by Kourtnie with a K
at 2009-01-05 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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by T gibson
at 2009-01-05 |
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The trouble with love...
is you'll never really in-love
unless you are troubled.
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by Wildfiona
at 2009-02-08 |
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I've decided right now, that I will no more
Put the feelings out there, that come straight from my core
No longer will I wear my heart on my sleeve
My experience is that it makes people leave
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by Bubbles
at 2009-03-31 |
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Getting everything set,
Pulling out paper and crayons.
About to create a masterpiece,
As he sits down and flexes his hands.
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by HvNxInsanity Embracedx
at 2009-03-02 |
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That was a moment of akwardness.
The day of subway
who would have known they were your parents.
because i obviously didn't
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by Tiffany
at 2009-01-31 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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by More den just a broken smile
at 2009-01-05 |
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I just had a goofy little crush on him
he had the same feelings
which I didn't know
he made our love grow
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by Wishinguponyou
at 2009-01-05 |
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It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-05-10 |
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I love to see
Two lil puppies
Rubbing noses
And cuddling
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-05-11 |
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Every Wednesday unravels in the same heartbreaking,
Self kicking, pulse racing, frustrating
Fashion. It involves me
Pulling up at the school half an hour early.
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by Wolf Haines
at 2009-06-24 |
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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by Wolf Haines
at 2009-01-12 |
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