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Christmas is coming soon,
so much to get, so much to do
Clothes to buy for my 3 boys,
Thats as well as all there toys,
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by Traceybilsbarrow
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 2 |
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Fully dressed in red,
i am ready to wed,
The man of my life,
and become his wife..
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by Priya bhurtun
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk.
Look at her wallking!
I swear to you, she's drunk.
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by Kail
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk.
Look at her wallking!
I swear to you, she's drunk.
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by Kail
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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So their is this girl i like SO much
i like her eyes, i like her touch
even she is not here with me
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by Moucha AKA SICKO
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2 |
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You can't make me go
I'll fight up a show
i wont be awake
its to hard to take
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by Foraged From Your Nightmare
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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by Wolf Haines
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.67
Votes: 3 |
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Te quiero como la mierda
no te olvido ni cagando
cada pedo que me echo
es un beso que te mando
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by Claudia
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 4 |
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I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
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by Melody
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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by Melody
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 2.67
Votes: 3 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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by More den just a broken smile
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 3 |
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John McCain...
He is crinkly and He's old
He could die in office because he like 90
By so many people I've been told
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by Linda Leavers
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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The moderators
spoke unkindly the truth:
"You are suspended."
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Kraft diner is a good a meal as any, children need their calcium anyway.
-Using magazine coupons are a-okay, you are creative and innovative and you are saving up for that massage that youve been looking forward to and fully deserve.
-If your husband sees you with a smile on your face, he should count his blessings. He has married an incredible woman that can get the kids to sleep and still have strength to use her cheek muscles at the end of the day.
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by Lisa Everlasting
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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A padded cell for one friend
A padded cell for two
A door that always locked in the end
Thats what they give to you
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by GottaRespectTheRainbow
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Millions of years ago
Something came from nothing.
How, scientists don't know,
But Earth started spinning.
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by Maat Sakhmet
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.
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by Cehlie with a C
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hola my lovely kiddies
But hold on, not like a cat
Speaking of little kitties
George is pretty fat.
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by Kourtnie with a K
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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A flash of lightning
A cowering child
Tonight the weather's
not so mild
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by Stillmomsgirl
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 9 |
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I am a little tea pot,
Oh so short and stout.
But don't you tip me over,
You don't know what I'm about.
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by Fall For You Again
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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by T gibson
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.
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by Cehlie with a C
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Hola my lovely kiddies
But hold on, not like a cat
Speaking of little kitties
George is pretty fat.
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by Kourtnie with a K
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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A flash of lightning
A cowering child
Tonight the weather's
not so mild
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by Stillmomsgirl
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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