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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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by Melody
at 2009-01-07 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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by More den just a broken smile
at 2009-01-05 |
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Scandinavian
Handsome sporty Adonis
Make women crazy
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2009-04-28 |
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Dragging his feet in the desert,
A camel, his only friend.
Dying for food and water,
His life was coming to an end.
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by HvNxInsanity Embracedx
at 2009-05-23 |
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I think that melons fall out of the sky
Could they possibly fly?
I think marshmallows used to be clouds
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by Helen
at 2009-04-07 |
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Trix are so awesome,
they are so good,
they are very colorful
and I enjoy them just like i should.
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by XXI love my babyXx
at 2009-05-15 |
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There he stands, in the bathroom
Shaking he washes my clothes
Twirling around with his eye
screaming and humming of joy
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by Lott
at 2009-06-13 |
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Tim got bit in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.alex trebeque got kicked in the neck then he yelled it hurt like heck.shaq stepped on a crack and broke his mamas back and she yelled bj; just give it arrestt
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by Sivinex
at 2009-03-26 |
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"Sure I meant well, well look at what well-meant did."
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by Kourtnie with a K
at 2009-02-19 |
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Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-04-29 |
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The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk.
Look at her wallking!
I swear to you, she's drunk.
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by Kail
at 2009-03-17 |
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The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk.
Look at her wallking!
I swear to you, she's drunk.
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by Kail
at 2009-01-22 |
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You can't make me go
I'll fight up a show
i wont be awake
its to hard to take
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by Foraged From Your Nightmare
at 2009-02-22 |
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The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.
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by Noor send you love kisses
at 2009-04-22 |
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Kraft diner is a good a meal as any, children need their calcium anyway.
-Using magazine coupons are a-okay, you are creative and innovative and you are saving up for that massage that youve been looking forward to and fully deserve.
-If your husband sees you with a smile on your face, he should count his blessings. He has married an incredible woman that can get the kids to sleep and still have strength to use her cheek muscles at the end of the day.
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by Lisa Everlasting
at 2009-04-24 |
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Millions of years ago
Something came from nothing.
How, scientists don't know,
But Earth started spinning.
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by Maat Sakhmet
at 2009-04-02 |
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Hola my lovely kiddies
But hold on, not like a cat
Speaking of little kitties
George is pretty fat.
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by Kourtnie with a K
at 2009-05-14 |
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That was a moment of akwardness.
The day of subway
who would have known they were your parents.
because i obviously didn't
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by Tiffany
at 2009-01-16 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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by Melody
at 2009-01-14 |
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I wake up
light spills through the window
like the sweet nectar my life has become
ever since you entered my life
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by Emotional Rollercoster
at 2009-01-05 |
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I'll touch you
You'll touch me
I'll forget the world
And you'll forget me
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by HidinVictim
at 2009-01-05 |
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She cares about you
and tells you other would not.
Oh you are so happy with that what you've got!
She shows you the mirror only
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by Stefan
at 2009-01-05 |
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