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Found poems in category: 222 |
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Chocolate, Vanilla, Stawberry too
Banannas, nuts, hot fudge for you
Sprinkles, gummy bears, M&M's nice
Sugar? No thanks, but a pinch of spice
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by Nicole
at 2009-06-17 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 6 |
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1 lick,
2 lick,
3 lick,
4.
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by Lacie
at 2009-02-26 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 5 |
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Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
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by Beauty IN Broken
at 2009-02-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 5 |
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There were three fat men on a boat
They were all waving at a goat
The boat started to shake
It felt like an earthquake
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by Erica Ramos
at 2009-05-04 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 4 |
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You want my homework, what did you say?
Was it actually due today?
Sorry to say its not here.
Just thinking about it makes me tear.
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by Sam
at 2009-02-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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I am a chicken
I thought I could not fly
I am a chicken
Everyone agrees that I can not fly
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by Osita
at 2009-03-08 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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Silly and funny, she has a bright smile
So care free so joyful, queen of the pile.
Boisterous and happy, a smile she will evoke
This girl is beautiful, she loves to joke.
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by Paul London
at 2009-03-03 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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The Toddler just sat,
Chubby and Fat,
Upon his porcelain throne;
For he loved the potty
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by Helen
at 2009-02-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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Please hear me my great friends
School is some where where we make amends
We learn how to write, speak, and do math
Yet here we are shouting our sass
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by GottaRespectTheRainbow
at 2009-04-03 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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I hate being judged by a number,
I hate being measured with a scale.
I'm jealous of the skinny summer,
I hate being a freaking whale.
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by MyxPeacefulxChaos
at 2009-02-18 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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The Toddler just sat,
Chubby and Fat,
Upon his porcelain throne;
For he loved the potty
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by Helen
at 2009-04-25 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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*For kids
The Special Storybook
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by Heir to the Lost Poets
at 2009-03-30 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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I am a little tea pot,
Oh so short and stout.
But don't you tip me over,
You don't know what I'm about.
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by Fall For You Again
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Sometimes my homework is small
Sometimes my homework is long
But whenever i do my homework
My homework is always wrong
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by Pink Romance
at 2009-05-26 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.
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by Cehlie with a C
at 2009-06-22 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Gremlins
Now Gremlins you should know are not very smart
They've got being stupid, right down to an art
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by Grant Gilbert
at 2009-01-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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I want a man,
who's not a perve,
and doesn't feel the need,
To watch my ass swerve.
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by Kirsten oh heck yes Im deep
at 2009-03-27 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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She cares about you
and tells you other would not.
Oh you are so happy with that what you've got!
She shows you the mirror only
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by Stefan
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Dec 16 2006 1:05P
*Dork Alert*
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by Imma Kung Fu Masta! HIGH-YA
at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Cow Pie
I stepped upon a cow pie
and smashed that sucker flat.
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-01-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Horse Apples
By; R. Meuser
Horse apples are very brown
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-05-19 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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A Poet's Soul
by Prometheus
A mber waves of grain still sway,
P lanted with seed from deep within.
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by Pink Romance
at 2009-06-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Aw come on boys,so what's the deal,
Aw come on now is it a game?
Now tell me how on earth d'you do it?
It's simple,stand up straight and aim.
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by Lorraine cole
at 2009-05-31 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I'm tired of their endless chatter,
Those girls in my 1st block class.
They never so shutup, it seems,
So I shut my eyes and will time to pass.
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by Kail
at 2009-03-09 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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(This is written from the female perspective)
Father of all life
Will you help me please?
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by Jeremiah Jaster
at 2009-06-03 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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