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Found poems in category: 222 |
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a p*ssy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
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by STAR
at 2009-06-27 |
Rating: 4.25
Votes: 4 |
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A padded cell for one friend
A padded cell for two
A door that always locked in the end
Thats what they give to you
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by GottaRespectTheRainbow
at 2009-06-26 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
Twice the size and twice the stated age.
But that's all well and good in these troubled times,
As I believe cliches work out well, sometimes.
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by Ed Henderson
at 2009-06-25 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Every Wednesday unravels in the same heartbreaking,
Self kicking, pulse racing, frustrating
Fashion. It involves me
Pulling up at the school half an hour early.
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by Wolf Haines
at 2009-06-24 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Hear, Hear
Lets call Obama to the stand
For he has all races playing in his hand
He makes all the children swoon
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by GottaRespectTheRainbow
at 2009-06-23 |
Rating: 1.33
Votes: 3 |
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Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.
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by Cehlie with a C
at 2009-06-22 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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My boss is such a stupid prat,
I think I'll go buy him a hat,
A pointed one with a big fat D
His stupidity clear, for all to see.
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by Bubbles
at 2009-06-21 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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You go to shop,
As you get there,
You grab a cart,
and follow my hair,
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by PunkMetalPricezz
at 2009-06-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Red hot day
ice cold lemonade to drink
my poor brain
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-06-19 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout
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by Christopher Wry
at 2009-06-18 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Chocolate, Vanilla, Stawberry too
Banannas, nuts, hot fudge for you
Sprinkles, gummy bears, M&M's nice
Sugar? No thanks, but a pinch of spice
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by Nicole
at 2009-06-17 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 5 |
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Yellow Maggot Custard
Dead Dogs lick
All washed Down
With A Cup Of Cold Sick
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by Jezabelle m
at 2009-06-16 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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Jeans are awesome
Except for when they don't fit.
Aeropostale has my favorite jeans.
Never have i not liked jeans.
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by Jazzmyn
at 2009-06-15 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Jalapeño Puddin
I ate jalapenos with my corn bread
just the other day.
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by Robert Meuser
at 2009-06-14 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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There he stands, in the bathroom
Shaking he washes my clothes
Twirling around with his eye
screaming and humming of joy
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by Lott
at 2009-06-13 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Right anthing hear i am still think think of something to wirte
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by Peaunt
at 2009-06-12 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I'm a loser: Who are you?
Are you a loser too?
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by Robert
at 2009-06-11 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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by T gibson
at 2009-06-10 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 4 |
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Clap your heads, bounce your head and let lose of caboose
smoke a little grass, while your at it shoot the goose
Boo!
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by Frank canela
at 2009-06-09 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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The puppet puppy pops top
The top of puppet puppy pops
The poppy top of puppet puppy
The puppy's top of the poppy puppet
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by Udontwannaknow
at 2009-06-08 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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Tick-tick time's dole
Oh, how I feel the dole.
How I want to be free
from la clase de espanol.
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by Katie
at 2009-06-07 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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The puppet puppy pops top
The top of puppet puppy pops
The poppy top of puppet puppy
The puppy's top of the poppy puppet
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by Udontwannaknow
at 2009-06-06 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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A Poet's Soul
by Prometheus
A mber waves of grain still sway,
P lanted with seed from deep within.
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by Pink Romance
at 2009-06-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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That was a moment of akwardness.
The day of subway
who would have known they were your parents.
because i obviously didn't
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by Tiffany
at 2009-06-04 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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(This is written from the female perspective)
Father of all life
Will you help me please?
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by Jeremiah Jaster
at 2009-06-03 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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