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I'm Awfully Shy

Every Wednesday unravels in the same heartbreaking,
Self kicking, pulse racing, frustrating
Fashion. It involves me
Pulling up at the school half an hour early.

at 2009-06-24
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

What was i thinking?

That was a moment of akwardness.
The day of subway
who would have known they were your parents.
because i obviously didn't

at 2009-06-04
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Just a few paper and crayons

Getting everything set,
Pulling out paper and crayons.
About to create a masterpiece,
As he sits down and flexes his hands.

at 2009-05-28
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1

A TOY

HERE HE COMES THE TOY SAID IS MY TURN HE IS GOING TO PLAY WITH ME HE GRAPS THE TOY KISSES THE TOY GIVE'S HER A HUG THEN HE PUT HER BACK IN HER PLACE THE TOY IS TIRED OF THESE GAMES SO SHE SAID IAM WALKING AWAY THAT TOY WAS ME.

at 2009-05-22
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1

One date

Dating for a while
We decided to engage
That however, is very uncommon
For teenagers our age

at 2009-05-13
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

Isn't it cute?

I love to see
Two lil puppies
Rubbing noses
And cuddling

at 2009-05-11
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Guys in ohio...

It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks

at 2009-05-10
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Your boyfriend Likes me

I go to the movies
with your boyfriend.
I go to school
with your boyfriend.

at 2009-04-21
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1

Love is like a......

Love is like a nerdy kid
Sometimes it's funny, gets ugly, and they get braces

Love is like a Popsicle

at 2009-04-13
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

DONT BE A MOTHER WITHOUT BECOMING A WIFE!

Sex is a sin
kissing is a shame
boys have all the fun
while girls get the blame

at 2009-03-16
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1

Too Much of a Good Thing (Song)

It's a duet. :-)

You can hear the song here:


at 2009-02-11
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

I'm A Fighter!

Yesterday I was down
I'm always caught with a frown
They laughed at me as if I were a clown
I feel like I'm going to drown

at 2009-02-04
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1

Innocent Mind

Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.

at 2009-01-12
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Whenever I See You

Whenever I see you, I...
Run into the door,
Slip on the floor,
Fall on my face,

at 2009-01-10
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1

Long time ago

You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!

at 2009-01-07
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Funny vampire poem(my friend wrote diss)

I wake up
light spills through the window
like the sweet nectar my life has become
ever since you entered my life

at 2009-01-05
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1

Happy bday on d spot!!!

Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today

at 2009-01-05
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Goofy Little Crush

I just had a goofy little crush on him
he had the same feelings
which I didn't know
he made our love grow

at 2009-01-05
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2

Just A Not So Smart Girl

I'll touch you
You'll touch me
I'll forget the world
And you'll forget me

at 2009-01-05
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2

Understanding

She cares about you
and tells you other would not.
Oh you are so happy with that what you've got!
She shows you the mirror only

at 2009-01-05
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2
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