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Funny Kid Poems |
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Found poems in category: 18 |
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Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.
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at 2009-06-22 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Sometimes my homework is small
Sometimes my homework is long
But whenever i do my homework
My homework is always wrong
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at 2009-05-26 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I can't think of a poem.
All filled with rhymes.
That flows like a river,
Or fits like a charm.
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at 2009-05-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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1 lick,
2 lick,
3 lick,
4.
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at 2009-04-10 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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How long a lecture is?
Is there any necessity to listen it?
Suffer everyday,
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at 2009-04-01 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat
if you do a number 2
just be nice and flush the loo
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at 2009-03-20 |
Rating: 4.75
Votes: 4 |
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Lemonheads are my favorite
I could eat them all day.
Though I could get very fat...
That'd be the only price to pay!
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at 2009-03-18 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I am a chicken
I thought I could not fly
I am a chicken
Everyone agrees that I can not fly
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at 2009-03-08 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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Silly and funny, she has a bright smile
So care free so joyful, queen of the pile.
Boisterous and happy, a smile she will evoke
This girl is beautiful, she loves to joke.
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at 2009-03-03 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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The Clock is ticking,
The scores are tied.
The coaches are screaming,
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at 2009-02-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I love gir
But no it's not a girl
He is so Green
But in the show he just bleeds
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at 2009-02-15 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Today I went swimming.
It was really super fun!
But I didn't put on sunscreen
I turned red from rays of the sun.
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at 2009-01-18 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Bouncing off these rainbow walls
ignoring all the times i fall
laughing at this care free day
hoping it will stay this way
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at 2009-01-06 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Hola my lovely kiddies
But hold on, not like a cat
Speaking of little kitties
George is pretty fat.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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A flash of lightning
A cowering child
Tonight the weather's
not so mild
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I am a little tea pot,
Oh so short and stout.
But don't you tip me over,
You don't know what I'm about.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 2.75
Votes: 4 |
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