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Funny Poems about Life |
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Found poems in category: 35 |
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Life is amusing
And also entertaining
Except for when it's sad
Then it is quite...paining.
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at 2009-03-13 |
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You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
Twice the size and twice the stated age.
But that's all well and good in these troubled times,
As I believe cliches work out well, sometimes.
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at 2009-06-25 |
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My party.
Its better in the dark
Its wet n wild Glamour
Unique & pink!
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at 2009-02-07 |
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Blue.
Beautiful.
Loving.
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at 2009-04-27 |
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The crinkling of the wrapper makes me smile,
as I open the box.
Frozen bagels clink,
when they bounce against the recently washed china.
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at 2009-05-18 |
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AS I PONDER ON BUYING A DOG By: R. Meuser
I can't find a reason
I would need the rare Ibisan
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at 2009-04-09 |
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Whirlwind ad agency
for atmospheric firm
Call Mother Nature
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at 2009-04-11 |
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Is grand
so I have heard
and divorce say the lawyers
is worth at least a hundred grand
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at 2009-05-07 |
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Red hot day
ice cold lemonade to drink
my poor brain
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at 2009-06-19 |
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A flea Story
By R. Meuser
Harry had a little dog
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at 2009-04-06 |
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The walls of my sanity have become unstable
No matter what I try to do seems I am unable
I tried to use some mortar but the that didn't hold
Maybe it was around to long and was just to old
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at 2009-03-06 |
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Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout
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at 2009-06-18 |
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The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk.
Look at her wallking!
I swear to you, she's drunk.
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at 2009-01-05 |
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You can't make me go
I'll fight up a show
i wont be awake
its to hard to take
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at 2009-01-05 |
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The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.
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at 2009-01-05 |
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