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Funny Poems about Life |
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Found poems in category: 35 |
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I'm tired of their endless chatter,
Those girls in my 1st block class.
They never so shutup, it seems,
So I shut my eyes and will time to pass.
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at 2009-03-09 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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So life begins at 40?
What idiot said that?
In mini skirt,drunk in the dirt
I think I'd look a pratt!
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at 2009-03-07 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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The walls of my sanity have become unstable
No matter what I try to do seems I am unable
I tried to use some mortar but the that didn't hold
Maybe it was around to long and was just to old
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at 2009-03-06 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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You want my homework, what did you say?
Was it actually due today?
Sorry to say its not here.
Just thinking about it makes me tear.
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at 2009-02-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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My party.
Its better in the dark
Its wet n wild Glamour
Unique & pink!
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at 2009-02-07 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Crayola 96
Today I went to school,
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at 2009-01-29 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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My Limburger Dilemma
Oh how I love Limburger cheese,
my honey thinks it smells like pooh.
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at 2009-01-26 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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A game should be in the Olympics
Because of her huge statistics
I guess the love game, should be their
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at 2009-01-25 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Poetic Diarrhea
R. Meuser
Before this Poetry Thing
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at 2009-01-15 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Cow Pie
I stepped upon a cow pie
and smashed that sucker flat.
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at 2009-01-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk.
Look at her wallking!
I swear to you, she's drunk.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk.
Look at her wallking!
I swear to you, she's drunk.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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So their is this girl i like SO much
i like her eyes, i like her touch
even she is not here with me
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2 |
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You can't make me go
I'll fight up a show
i wont be awake
its to hard to take
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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