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Funny Poems about Life |
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Found poems in category: 35 |
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You want my homework, what did you say?
Was it actually due today?
Sorry to say its not here.
Just thinking about it makes me tear.
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at 2009-02-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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Please hear me my great friends
School is some where where we make amends
We learn how to write, speak, and do math
Yet here we are shouting our sass
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at 2009-04-03 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Cow Pie
I stepped upon a cow pie
and smashed that sucker flat.
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at 2009-01-13 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Horse Apples
By; R. Meuser
Horse apples are very brown
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at 2009-05-19 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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A Poet's Soul
by Prometheus
A mber waves of grain still sway,
P lanted with seed from deep within.
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at 2009-06-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Aw come on boys,so what's the deal,
Aw come on now is it a game?
Now tell me how on earth d'you do it?
It's simple,stand up straight and aim.
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at 2009-05-31 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I'm tired of their endless chatter,
Those girls in my 1st block class.
They never so shutup, it seems,
So I shut my eyes and will time to pass.
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at 2009-03-09 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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(This is written from the female perspective)
Father of all life
Will you help me please?
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at 2009-06-03 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The bride's a skank,
The groom's a punk.
Look at her wallking!
I swear to you, she's drunk.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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So their is this girl i like SO much
i like her eyes, i like her touch
even she is not here with me
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2 |
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a p*ssy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
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at 2009-06-27 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 5 |
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Poetic Diarrhea
R. Meuser
Before this Poetry Thing
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at 2009-01-15 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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So life begins at 40?
What idiot said that?
In mini skirt,drunk in the dirt
I think I'd look a pratt!
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at 2009-03-07 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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Crayola 96
Today I went to school,
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at 2009-01-29 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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A few days ago: Me, Scott and Dad were driving taking Scott back to his "home" and Dad said something about look at the clouds and I said I can't right now, I'm watching the horses...he looked at me like I was crazy and said "Those are cows..." OMG All I could say was "oh" because I felt like such a retard!!! LOL. Gosh...
LOL this really did happen to me too...
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at 2009-05-02 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I went to the movies
I brought along a chick.
We watched a movie with "Adam".
And I thought the movie was sick
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at 2009-04-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Jalapeño Puddin
I ate jalapenos with my corn bread
just the other day.
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at 2009-06-14 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Whisper
Whisper to me my darling
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at 2009-04-04 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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My Limburger Dilemma
Oh how I love Limburger cheese,
my honey thinks it smells like pooh.
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at 2009-01-26 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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A game should be in the Olympics
Because of her huge statistics
I guess the love game, should be their
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at 2009-01-25 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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