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Funny Poems about Life |
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Found poems in category: 35 |
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a p*ssy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
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at 2009-06-27 |
Rating: 4.25
Votes: 4 |
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You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
Twice the size and twice the stated age.
But that's all well and good in these troubled times,
As I believe cliches work out well, sometimes.
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at 2009-06-25 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Red hot day
ice cold lemonade to drink
my poor brain
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at 2009-06-19 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Denying loudly
any age past puberty
young we are we shout
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at 2009-06-18 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Jalapeño Puddin
I ate jalapenos with my corn bread
just the other day.
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at 2009-06-14 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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A Poet's Soul
by Prometheus
A mber waves of grain still sway,
P lanted with seed from deep within.
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at 2009-06-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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(This is written from the female perspective)
Father of all life
Will you help me please?
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at 2009-06-03 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Aw come on boys,so what's the deal,
Aw come on now is it a game?
Now tell me how on earth d'you do it?
It's simple,stand up straight and aim.
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at 2009-05-31 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Horse Apples
By; R. Meuser
Horse apples are very brown
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at 2009-05-19 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The crinkling of the wrapper makes me smile,
as I open the box.
Frozen bagels clink,
when they bounce against the recently washed china.
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at 2009-05-18 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Is grand
so I have heard
and divorce say the lawyers
is worth at least a hundred grand
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at 2009-05-07 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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A few days ago: Me, Scott and Dad were driving taking Scott back to his "home" and Dad said something about look at the clouds and I said I can't right now, I'm watching the horses...he looked at me like I was crazy and said "Those are cows..." OMG All I could say was "oh" because I felt like such a retard!!! LOL. Gosh...
LOL this really did happen to me too...
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at 2009-05-02 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Blue.
Beautiful.
Loving.
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at 2009-04-27 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Whirlwind ad agency
for atmospheric firm
Call Mother Nature
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at 2009-04-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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AS I PONDER ON BUYING A DOG By: R. Meuser
I can't find a reason
I would need the rare Ibisan
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at 2009-04-09 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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A flea Story
By R. Meuser
Harry had a little dog
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at 2009-04-06 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I went to the movies
I brought along a chick.
We watched a movie with "Adam".
And I thought the movie was sick
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at 2009-04-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Whisper
Whisper to me my darling
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at 2009-04-04 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Please hear me my great friends
School is some where where we make amends
We learn how to write, speak, and do math
Yet here we are shouting our sass
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at 2009-04-03 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Life is amusing
And also entertaining
Except for when it's sad
Then it is quite...paining.
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at 2009-03-13 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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