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Aw come on boys,so what's the deal,
Aw come on now is it a game?
Now tell me how on earth d'you do it?
It's simple,stand up straight and aim.
I cannot make the hole much bigger,
It's big enough,how can you miss?
I wish you'd be upfront and tell me,
If I resolve this problem,bliss!
Perhaps it's just too far away,
If that's the case,stand closer,see?
Or do a twirl and take a pew,
You don't need brains,easy peasy!
I dare not walk bare foot in there,
I have before,a bad mistake,
I cursed & swore "Ah,not again!",
I've paddled in a yellow lake!
It happens morning,noon & night,
It seems to happen constantly.
Please point it in the right direction,
I'm sick of mopping up your wee!!!
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