Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a p*ssy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
using a knife he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
by using red velvet he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
touched it and blessed it and said it could pee
Last came the sailor dirty little runt,
he sucked it and f**ked it and called it a cunt.
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