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How Much Can One Man Change?

Hear, Hear
Lets call Obama to the stand
For he has all races playing in his hand
He makes all the children swoon

at 2009-06-23
Rating: 1.33
Votes: 3

Ode to my boss (I don't mean it really!)

My boss is such a stupid prat,
I think I'll go buy him a hat,
A pointed one with a big fat D
His stupidity clear, for all to see.

at 2009-06-21
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1

The Loser

I'm a loser: Who are you?

Are you a loser too?


at 2009-06-11
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1

Critical comical aspect

Clap your heads, bounce your head and let lose of caboose
smoke a little grass, while your at it shoot the goose

Boo!

at 2009-06-09
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1

Just do not get me

You just don't get me
Try to understand my point of view
The meaning behind what I see
My motives for seeking all that's new

at 2009-06-02
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Making up stuff

Drink coffee, drink tea
sit on the floor and grow a tree

at 2009-05-20
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1

Attack of the Billary (song)

This is all in fun - It's meant to be satiric, It's an over the top, wild exaggeration - I've no wish to offend anyone - I voted for Clinton in the primary (so very long ago...)

You can listen here:


at 2009-04-26
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3

An Ode To British Democracy

Roses were red,
But now they are blue.
Local is national!
How glossy the hue!

at 2009-04-17
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Big Girls You ARE Beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why so dismissive,
of the girl that looks brawny,
submissive in her presence,
what if she were scrawny?

at 2009-03-24
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2

I gave myself a chance..

I gave myself a chance
To play and go out now
But no one would play with me
Because they think I'm a freak

at 2009-03-14
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

The King

Many Many years ago, in a land that not many know, they ruled a drunken king called OLF, and he, loved to drink and get merry.
But when he drank he got quite rude, and he developed attitude, and he cussed his subjects and called them names and disrupted the children's games.
He drank so much his nose turned red,and his subjects came to dread, their kings appearance in the town, roaring drunk and falling down.
And as the years went slowly by, he drank and made his subjects cry, for his rudeness knew no bounds, every time he came to town.

at 2009-03-04
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Haunted By A Goth Kid

An indifferent ghost
follows me
his eyes are as black
as his humor

at 2009-02-28
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Angels in cages devils in cells

Everyone surrounding me.
So discomforting and hopeless.
I'm just sorry for everything.
I couldn't keep that promise.

at 2009-02-27
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

The pilot

Well I've just come back from my holiday
And there's something that I really must say
I've noticed this now on almost every flight
And I cant hold it in now, try as I might

at 2009-02-16
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

To Modgods With Love

The sad divine truth
lays under white lies they say
Modgods have spoken.


at 2009-02-03
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Celebrites

Whats with society today
Look at the stars.
It's almost like
they landed from Mars.

at 2009-02-02
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

There's no respect there

I've notice that there's no respect given these days,
Into society u'll see it if u gaze,
People and children unfold their duty ways,
Not even a spark of decency not even a little glaze.

at 2009-01-23
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

Who will be good for president. (Funny)

John McCain...
He is crinkly and He's old
He could die in office because he like 90
By so many people I've been told

at 2009-01-05
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1

Cats and dogs (poets and mods)

The moderators
spoke unkindly the truth:
"You are suspended."


at 2009-01-05
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0

The Good Wives Guide for 2008

Kraft diner is a good a meal as any, children need their calcium anyway.
-Using magazine coupons are a-okay, you are creative and innovative and you are saving up for that massage that youve been looking forward to and fully deserve.

-If your husband sees you with a smile on your face, he should count his blessings. He has married an incredible woman that can get the kids to sleep and still have strength to use her cheek muscles at the end of the day.

at 2009-01-05
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0
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