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Kraft diner is a good a meal as any, children need their calcium anyway.
-Using magazine coupons are a-okay, you are creative and innovative and you are saving up for that massage that youve been looking forward to and fully deserve.
-If your husband sees you with a smile on your face, he should count his blessings. He has married an incredible woman that can get the kids to sleep and still have strength to use her cheek muscles at the end of the day.
-If your husband is late and has stayed out all night, you deserve to ask 21 questions. After all you do his dirty laundry.
-Prepare the children for when your husband arrives home, try to know where they are whether it be in front of the TV or the computer or talking to their imaginary friend.
-You should cook if you feel good, emotions convey the look of the product. You should know, you have the stomach to prove how good the product looks.
-Make your life easier as you clean your home, make Swiffer your new best friend and Mr. Clean your pal, they for one, get the job done without excuses.
-Greet your husband with warmth; the warmth may arise from the fuming of anger because he was late for dinner or of course because youre happy to see him. Your choice.
-You should make his favourite cookies, for the benefit of your taste buds and his after a hard day of work. Cookies ARE full of love, all thanks to Betty Crocker of course.
-A good wife always knows her place and SHE WILL be the one who decides where that place is exactly.
(adapted to modern day living from the original good wives guide of the 1950's)
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