Many Many years ago, in a land that not many know, they ruled a drunken king called OLF, and he, loved to drink and get merry.
But when he drank he got quite rude, and he developed attitude, and he cussed his subjects and called them names and disrupted the children's games.
He drank so much his nose turned red,and his subjects came to dread, their kings appearance in the town, roaring drunk and falling down.
And as the years went slowly by, he drank and made his subjects cry, for his rudeness knew no bounds, every time he came to town.
Finally he passed away. whilst drinking wine, on Christmas day, and on his gravestone, carved so clear, was "RUDE OLF THE RED NOSED REIGNED HERE"