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Funny Poems for Children |
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Found poems in category: 19 |
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Yellow Maggot Custard
Dead Dogs lick
All washed Down
With A Cup Of Cold Sick
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at 2009-06-16 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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Goody Goody I out to play
happy faces shining my way
Nature Noises
Cities, towns
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at 2009-05-27 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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How long a lecture is?
Is there any necessity to listen it?
Suffer everyday,
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at 2009-05-24 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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How can I bring myself to care,
when everything I want is there,
its about as difficult as breathing air,
I swear, I swear...
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at 2009-05-17 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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There were three fat men on a boat
They were all waving at a goat
The boat started to shake
It felt like an earthquake
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at 2009-05-04 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 4 |
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The Toddler just sat,
Chubby and Fat,
Upon his porcelain throne;
For he loved the potty
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at 2009-04-25 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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The three little kittens,
threw out their mittens
for summer was here
frost bite no longer a fear.
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at 2009-04-15 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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*For kids
The Special Storybook
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at 2009-03-30 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Splatter, plop
Drip, Drop
Goes the Rain
Going through a puddle
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at 2009-03-28 |
Rating: 4.25
Votes: 4 |
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle
please be neat and wipe the seat
if you do a number 2
just be nice and flush the loo
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at 2009-03-12 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 6 |
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Bouncing off these rainbow walls
ignoring all the times i fall
laughing at this care free day
hoping it will stay this way
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at 2009-03-05 |
Rating: 4.60
Votes: 5 |
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1 lick,
2 lick,
3 lick,
4.
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at 2009-02-26 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 5 |
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Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
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at 2009-02-14 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 4 |
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Lolliypop, chocolate top, candy all around.
Wait until the candy is all found.
Come come all my friends,
wait until the party ends.
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at 2009-01-30 |
Rating: 3.80
Votes: 5 |
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Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hola my lovely kiddies
But hold on, not like a cat
Speaking of little kitties
George is pretty fat.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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A flash of lightning
A cowering child
Tonight the weather's
not so mild
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.14
Votes: 7 |
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I am a little tea pot,
Oh so short and stout.
But don't you tip me over,
You don't know what I'm about.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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