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Funny Poems for Kids |
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Found poems in category: 30 |
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I am gone to sleep,
Not to make a peep.
As death walks I reap,
Falling into dreams so steep.
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at 2009-02-09 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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The Toddler just sat,
Chubby and Fat,
Upon his porcelain throne;
For he loved the potty
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at 2009-02-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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Gremlins
Now Gremlins you should know are not very smart
They've got being stupid, right down to an art
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at 2009-01-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Save our planet, Save our world
Guess who's here Wonder Woman and Wonder Girl
Wow they're like the best
Oh no, look a bird stuck in it's nest
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at 2009-01-17 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I am the tree
Called Macchop
I love to eat bunnies
And I give shade to lazy people
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at 2009-01-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hola my lovely kiddies
But hold on, not like a cat
Speaking of little kitties
George is pretty fat.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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A flash of lightning
A cowering child
Tonight the weather's
not so mild
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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I am a little tea pot,
Oh so short and stout.
But don't you tip me over,
You don't know what I'm about.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 2 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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