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Funny Poems for Kids |
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Found poems in category: 30 |
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Chocolate, Vanilla, Stawberry too
Banannas, nuts, hot fudge for you
Sprinkles, gummy bears, M&M's nice
Sugar? No thanks, but a pinch of spice
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at 2009-06-17 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 6 |
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The Toddler just sat,
Chubby and Fat,
Upon his porcelain throne;
For he loved the potty
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at 2009-02-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 3 |
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Gremlins
Now Gremlins you should know are not very smart
They've got being stupid, right down to an art
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at 2009-01-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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Hohoho Im Santa
Hohoho Im fat
Hohoho Im crazy
Hohoho Im really a cat
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at 2009-04-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Buzz Buzz
This poor poor bee
Its wing is gone
And it stung me
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at 2009-05-21 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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She said "Good-luck" as she walked away,
She slipped out of my hand, leaving me where I don't want to stay.
Mother, would you please stop and just come back,
Mother, I'm all alone, feeling your lack.
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at 2009-03-23 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I am gone to sleep,
Not to make a peep.
As death walks I reap,
Falling into dreams so steep.
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at 2009-02-09 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Now I lay me down to study,
I pray the Lord I won't go nutty.
If I should fail to learn this junk,
I pray the Lord I will not flunk.
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at 2009-05-06 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Hear me hear me
Children of every age and size
I'm going recite a poem
And at the end someone gets a prize.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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There once was a lady
Pretty as can be
But she had one problem
She smelt like pee
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at 2009-02-24 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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A flash of lightning
A cowering child
Tonight the weather's
not so mild
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 1 |
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A grasshopper went out one day
Out to the Eastern Sea
But when he got there, the sea wasn't there
So he went back home for tea!
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at 2009-03-25 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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1 lick,
2 lick,
3 lick,
4.
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at 2009-05-12 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Lemonheads are my favorite
I could eat them all day.
Though I could get very fat...
That'd be the only price to pay!
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at 2009-03-01 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Jelly beans,
Jelly beans,
Which ones next?
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at 2009-03-22 |
Rating: 2.50
Votes: 4 |
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+I made this in Silverdale, so I'd better upload it+
Sixteen blackbirds, need another eight
Go and get them, the Kings pie will be late
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at 2009-02-21 |
Rating: 2.50
Votes: 2 |
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I am a little tea pot,
Oh so short and stout.
But don't you tip me over,
You don't know what I'm about.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 2 |
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Setting in class listening to random
conversations, getting in
saying something
humiliating.
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at 2009-02-20 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Today I went swimming.
It was really super fun!
But I didn't put on sunscreen
I turned red from rays of the sun.
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at 2009-04-19 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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As I was walking down the road,
I heard the croaking of a toad,
I followed the noise untill I found,
The toad that made that funny sound.
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at 2009-04-08 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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