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Humorous Relationship Poems |
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Found poems in category: 15 |
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I go to the movies
with your boyfriend.
I go to school
with your boyfriend.
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at 2009-05-16 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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I've decided right now, that I will no more
Put the feelings out there, that come straight from my core
No longer will I wear my heart on my sleeve
My experience is that it makes people leave
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at 2009-03-31 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I want a man,
who's not a perve,
and doesn't feel the need,
To watch my ass swerve.
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at 2009-03-27 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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It is as simple as this
I'll bet you a few bucks
If you don't believe me,
Most every guy in Ohio sucks
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at 2009-03-11 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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My dear _____
I feel you should know my hearts deepest disires;
I Love the way you talk to me.
I drool over the thought of your butt.
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at 2009-03-10 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 1 |
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Getting everything set,
Pulling out paper and crayons.
About to create a masterpiece,
As he sits down and flexes his hands.
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at 2009-03-02 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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The trouble with love...
is you'll never really in-love
unless you are troubled.
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at 2009-02-08 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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That was a moment of akwardness.
The day of subway
who would have known they were your parents.
because i obviously didn't
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at 2009-01-31 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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HE HOLDS IT TIGHTLY IN HIS HAND
AND RARELY LET'S IT GO,
I GUARANTEE YOURS DOES IT TOO
THE GREEDY SO & SO!
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at 2009-01-24 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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()_()
(O.o)
( __ )o <3
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at 2009-01-08 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 1 |
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I wake up
light spills through the window
like the sweet nectar my life has become
ever since you entered my life
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I just had a goofy little crush on him
he had the same feelings
which I didn't know
he made our love grow
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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I'll touch you
You'll touch me
I'll forget the world
And you'll forget me
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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She cares about you
and tells you other would not.
Oh you are so happy with that what you've got!
She shows you the mirror only
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 1.33
Votes: 3 |
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