HE HOLDS IT TIGHTLY IN HIS HAND
AND RARELY LET'S IT GO,
I GUARANTEE YOURS DOES IT TOO
THE GREEDY SO & SO!
IT'S ITV,NO BBC,
OH NO,IT'S CHANNEL 4,
AND NOW I REALLY DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M WATCHING ANY MORE!
I GUESS IT'S JUST A MAN THING,
MY DAD,HE DOES IT TOO.
INSTEAD OF GETTING HUMPY,
I'LL SIT & WRITE TO YOU.
SO COME ON GIRLS,LET'S FIGHT THIS,
LET'S START OUR OWN PATROLS,
WE'LL MARCH RIGHT UP & GRAB THEM
THOSE DAMN TV CONTROLS!!!!!!!