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The Creation of a P*SSY
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a p*ssy to their design.
Funny Poems about Life | Rating: 4.2 | Votes: 6
Etiquette
Don't throw up,
All over your dress.
Short Funny Poems | Rating: 3.0 | Votes: 3
We Have It Under Control So Mind Your Business
A padded cell for one friend
A padded cell for two
All Funny Poems | Rating: 2.0 | Votes: 1
Ah, lemonheads...
Lemonheads are my favorite
I could eat them all day.
Funny Poems for Kids | Rating: 3.0 | Votes: 1
Now I've Met You
You don't look like you do on your MySpace page,
Twice the size and twice the stated age.
Funny Poems about Life | Rating: 0.0 | Votes: 0
Jelly beans.
Jelly beans,
Jelly beans,
Funny Poems for Kids | Rating: 2.5 | Votes: 4
I'm Awfully Shy
Every Wednesday unravels in the same heartbreaking,
Self kicking, pulse racing, frustrating
Funny Love Poems | Rating: 0.0 | Votes: 0
My poem
Words are just words
A vessel for my thoughts
Short Funny Poems | Rating: 3.0 | Votes: 2
How Much Can One Man Change?
Hear, Hear
Lets call Obama to the stand
Funny Poems about Society | Rating: 1.3 | Votes: 3
The Creation of a P*SSY
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
Created a p*ssy to their design.
Funny Poems about Life | Rating: 4.2 | Votes: 6