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Short Funny Poems |
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Found poems in category: 32 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 2.67
Votes: 3 |
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme...
but this one doesn't!!! :-D
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at 2009-02-01 |
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 9 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 3 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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at 2009-06-10 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 4 |
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Mouth from the South
The was should be were
Thank you my dear sir
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at 2009-05-09 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Oh Pokemon Pokemon
Where for art thou Pokemon?
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at 2009-03-19 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Jeans are awesome
Except for when they don't fit.
Aeropostale has my favorite jeans.
Never have i not liked jeans.
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at 2009-06-15 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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At the end of the day
What sort of bugs me
Are cliches.
It gets my goat when people
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at 2009-03-15 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Tick-tick time's dole
Oh, how I feel the dole.
How I want to be free
from la clase de espanol.
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at 2009-06-07 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Thinking, thinking of something to write,
I don't gotta title I don't gotta fight,
So this is my poem no middle no end,
I'll be thinking and thinking until my words blend!
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at 2009-04-14 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Oh the look in your eyes
oh that yummy yummy look
looking at all those pies
its allot of work
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at 2009-03-29 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I have this friend named ben.
And i thought he was weird cuz he had a pet hen.
(the hen was named jen.)
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at 2009-06-01 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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