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Found poems in category: 32 |
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Don't throw up,
All over your dress.
Or you will not,
Look your very best.
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at 2009-02-10 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 3 |
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Lolliypop, chocolate top, candy all around.
Wait until the candy is all found.
Come come all my friends,
wait until the party ends.
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at 2009-02-06 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 6 |
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Most poems rhyme...
but this one doesn't!!! :-D
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at 2009-02-01 |
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 9 |
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Near the grove, beyond the willow tree,
Sits a sad young buzzy bee.
With a tear upon his cheek you see,
He couldn't open his honey.
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at 2009-01-28 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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My 6 year old brother wrote this lol
sisters
sisters
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at 2009-01-27 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 6 |
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I do wacky thing for fun.
yesterday i threw a mud pie at my mom
just for fun
then i walked into a parking meter
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at 2009-01-19 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2 |
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Boys and girls its nighty night time
an happy the clown has a nursery rhyme
its about the boogy woogy man
keep your light on as long as you can
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at 2009-01-09 |
Rating: 3.33
Votes: 3 |
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.67
Votes: 3 |
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Te quiero como la mierda
no te olvido ni cagando
cada pedo que me echo
es un beso que te mando
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 4 |
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I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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You loved me
i loved you
now you love me...
and I hate you!
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 2.67
Votes: 3 |
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Happy birthday
Make way for the birthday girl
She walks in the room and give us a twirl
She's 21 and a bit today
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 2.33
Votes: 3 |
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