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Found poems in category: 32 |
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I hate being judged by a number,
I hate being measured with a scale.
I'm jealous of the skinny summer,
I hate being a freaking whale.
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at 2009-02-18 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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You go to shop,
As you get there,
You grab a cart,
and follow my hair,
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at 2009-06-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Right anthing hear i am still think think of something to wirte
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at 2009-06-12 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Please remove yourself from my mind,
As you have it in an awful muddle.
Until you arrived you would not find
In it anything more sexual than a cuddle.
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.67
Votes: 3 |
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I do wacky thing for fun.
yesterday i threw a mud pie at my mom
just for fun
then i walked into a parking meter
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at 2009-01-19 |
Rating: 4.50
Votes: 2 |
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Te quiero como la mierda
no te olvido ni cagando
cada pedo que me echo
es un beso que te mando
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 4 |
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BOOM BANG WHOOSH!
whys it sunny but Thundering out?
oops sorry that was me
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at 2009-03-21 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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Rich and creamy
Smooth and sweet
Yummy flavor
What a treat
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at 2009-02-23 |
Rating: 3.86
Votes: 14 |
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There's a rhyme and reason,
For every little thing,
Why the bear doth roar,
And why the bird doth sing.
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at 2009-02-25 |
Rating: 3.83
Votes: 6 |
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Near the grove, beyond the willow tree,
Sits a sad young buzzy bee.
With a tear upon his cheek you see,
He couldn't open his honey.
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at 2009-01-28 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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I feel like dead
'cuz i was ur fool
why i'm so sad?
you are not that beautiful!!!
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at 2009-01-05 |
Rating: 3.67
Votes: 3 |
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My 6 year old brother wrote this lol
sisters
sisters
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at 2009-01-27 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 6 |
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Lolliypop, chocolate top, candy all around.
Wait until the candy is all found.
Come come all my friends,
wait until the party ends.
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at 2009-02-06 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 6 |
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The puppet puppy pops top
The top of puppet puppy pops
The poppy top of puppet puppy
The puppy's top of the poppy puppet
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at 2009-06-08 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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Boys and girls its nighty night time
an happy the clown has a nursery rhyme
its about the boogy woogy man
keep your light on as long as you can
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at 2009-01-09 |
Rating: 3.33
Votes: 3 |
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Don't throw up,
All over your dress.
Or you will not,
Look your very best.
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at 2009-02-10 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 3 |
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People say I'm different
I like rain not sun
I like grey not pink
I like books not TV
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at 2009-04-30 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 3 |
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Words are just words
A vessel for my thoughts
They have been recited over and over,
A thousand times more
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at 2009-05-30 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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I do not like pie.
Pie makes me cry. :(
and crying is not fun.
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at 2009-04-16 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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"Sure I meant well, well look at what well-meant did."
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at 2009-05-01 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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