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Short Funny Poems |
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Found poems in category: 32 |
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You go to shop,
As you get there,
You grab a cart,
and follow my hair,
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at 2009-06-20 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Jeans are awesome
Except for when they don't fit.
Aeropostale has my favorite jeans.
Never have i not liked jeans.
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at 2009-06-15 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Right anthing hear i am still think think of something to wirte
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at 2009-06-12 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 1 |
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Under my bed lays my gum
On the wall on my thumb
In the washing up the chair
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at 2009-06-10 |
Rating: 2.00
Votes: 4 |
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The puppet puppy pops top
The top of puppet puppy pops
The poppy top of puppet puppy
The puppy's top of the poppy puppet
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at 2009-06-08 |
Rating: 3.50
Votes: 2 |
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Tick-tick time's dole
Oh, how I feel the dole.
How I want to be free
from la clase de espanol.
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at 2009-06-07 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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I have this friend named ben.
And i thought he was weird cuz he had a pet hen.
(the hen was named jen.)
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at 2009-06-01 |
Rating: 0.00
Votes: 0 |
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Words are just words
A vessel for my thoughts
They have been recited over and over,
A thousand times more
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at 2009-05-30 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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Mouth from the South
The was should be were
Thank you my dear sir
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at 2009-05-09 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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"Sure I meant well, well look at what well-meant did."
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at 2009-05-01 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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People say I'm different
I like rain not sun
I like grey not pink
I like books not TV
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at 2009-04-30 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 3 |
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I do not like pie.
Pie makes me cry. :(
and crying is not fun.
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at 2009-04-16 |
Rating: 3.00
Votes: 2 |
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Thinking, thinking of something to write,
I don't gotta title I don't gotta fight,
So this is my poem no middle no end,
I'll be thinking and thinking until my words blend!
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at 2009-04-14 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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Oh the look in your eyes
oh that yummy yummy look
looking at all those pies
its allot of work
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at 2009-03-29 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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BOOM BANG WHOOSH!
whys it sunny but Thundering out?
oops sorry that was me
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at 2009-03-21 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 2 |
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Oh Pokemon Pokemon
Where for art thou Pokemon?
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at 2009-03-19 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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At the end of the day
What sort of bugs me
Are cliches.
It gets my goat when people
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at 2009-03-15 |
Rating: 1.00
Votes: 1 |
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There's a rhyme and reason,
For every little thing,
Why the bear doth roar,
And why the bird doth sing.
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at 2009-02-25 |
Rating: 3.83
Votes: 6 |
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Rich and creamy
Smooth and sweet
Yummy flavor
What a treat
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at 2009-02-23 |
Rating: 4.00
Votes: 8 |
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I hate being judged by a number,
I hate being measured with a scale.
I'm jealous of the skinny summer,
I hate being a freaking whale.
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at 2009-02-18 |
Rating: 5.00
Votes: 2 |
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